Behavioral Leak: The Bio Revision Initiative
Redactions, denials, and a trail of deleted bios at the Cat Café
CLASSIFICATION: Internal — Do Not Publish
ORIGIN: Cat Café POS Server / Adoption Portal Sync
STATUS: Active edits detected across 47 resident profiles
1) Before/After Deltas (sample)
SUBJECT: “Pumpkin”
BEFORE: “Food-aggressive; needs slow feeder, will guard.”
AFTER: “Highly motivated by dinner; excels in timed challenges; believes in portion control.”
SUBJECT: “Jasper”
BEFORE: “Hides under bed; hisses when cornered; not suitable for small kids.”
AFTER: “Devoted to quiet spaces; fluent in personal boundaries; prefers curated audiences.”
SUBJECT: “Muffin”
BEFORE: “Doesn’t get along with other cats.”
AFTER: “Selective collaborator; thrives in single-cat leadership roles.”
2) Recovered Internal Emails
Email #1 — Apr 2
“I want you to realize that the patron that hasn’t posted is [redacted]. The kitten spent hours in his lap at the café window ,, and [redacted] has never once been mentioned.”
Action noted: Request to “lightly modernize” Pumpkin’s adoption bio same day.
Email #2 — Jan 31
“[Redacted] said he asked me to resign from bio approvals , ‘never a member ever’.1 of course he knew about the kittens as he asked [redacted] to stop tagging ‘bite history.’”
Action noted: Global find-and-replace: “bite” —> “mouth-forward.”
Email #3 — Dec 2015
“I hear [redacted] planning to ask [redacted] tonight about his relationship with kittens--either in harness or off leash. If he says he hasn’t been in the shelter or near the cat café, that gives you leverage. He’ll get caught in his own collar…”
Action noted: Redaction sweep of “hides often,” “resource guarding,” “doesn’t like dogs.”
3) Audit Excerpts — Problematic Lines Replaced
“Not safe with toddlers” —> “Prefers quiet households.”
“Claws furniture” —> “Texturally curious.”
“Multiple failed placements” —> “Extensive community experience.”
Recovered from the Cat Café main terminal. Timestamp anomalies suggest unauthorized edits remain ongoing.
Three baristas replied “never a member ever” when asked who approved the edits.
😂🫣🤣😅 subtle 😆🙀🫣
My local shelter uses "prefers quiet households," hmmmm ...